The Strong Hands

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u
drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !".
it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat
reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ
IT BACKWARDS!!

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone-
your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat
for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny
G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN
IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*

1. I'm the man who is ontop of the world...............................................call me Damian d